CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #218208
Profile
SmashMaster
Handle name SmashMaster
Aeon Club
Main organization
Enlisted Jul 25, 2013
Location United States , Colorado
Fluency English
Website http://steamcommunity.com/id/SmashMaster
Bio
Relevant excerpts from The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries:
1. Pillage, then burn.
6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
9. Never turn your back on an enemy.
13. Do unto others.
22. If you can see the whites of their eyes, somebody's done something wrong.
27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
31. Only cheaters prosper.
33. If you're leaving tracks, you're being followed.
34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
1. Pillage, then burn.
6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
9. Never turn your back on an enemy.
13. Do unto others.
22. If you can see the whites of their eyes, somebody's done something wrong.
27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
31. Only cheaters prosper.
33. If you're leaving tracks, you're being followed.
34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.