Hi! Welcome, welcome, what can we do for you today? Looking to buy or sell? Do you need something moved, or disposed of? Maybe you got skills in these departments, look for the small Recruitment sign in the back, and we’ll take care of you.
I’m sure there is one. I found a dollar in the couch earlier, check there.
We Are Looking For Members: [WHO]
Are Aged 18 Years & Older,
Are Casual Timed,
Are Team Players,
Believe In Quality Over Quantity,
Can Keep To The Rules,
Can Listen & Learn,
Can Talk Problems Out,
Enjoy PVE & PVP,
Have A Sense Of Humor,
Understand Real Life Comes First,
Want To Explore All Aspects Of A Game.
Manifesto shamelessly stolen until i write up a better one. Probably never.
Chart’er away from this madness.