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TotallyNotPirates / TNPS
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Arrr, me hearty space buccaneers! Welcome aboard the Starbound Scallywags, where we be sailin’ the cosmic seas in search o’ adventure and treasure! But afore ye start thinkin’ we be a crew o’ scurvy pirates, hold yer space horses! We be no plunderin’ scallywags, no siree!
History
Ah, gather ‘round, ye spacefarin’ scoundrels, and let me spin ye a tale of the infamous space pirate organization led by none other than the notorious captains Orbixal and Whozie!
Once upon a time, in the far reaches of the cosmos, there existed a ragtag band of cosmic misfits who banded together under the banner of freedom and adventure. This motley crew, known as the Starbound Buccaneers, roamed the galactic seas in search of riches, thrills, and a good time.
At the helm of this rowdy crew were two legendary figures: Orbixal, a cunning strategist with an eye for treasure, and Whozie, a master of mischief with a heart of gold (albeit buried beneath layers of space dust and sarcasm). Together, they were the dynamic duo of the spaceways, leading their crew on daring escapades and wild escapades.
The history of the Starbound Buccaneers is filled with tales of epic heists, daring rescues, and close encounters with cosmic calamity. From plundering derelict space hulks to outsmarting rival pirate crews, Orbixal and Whozie led their band of scallywags on countless adventures, each more daring than the last.
But it wasn’t all smooth sailing for our intrepid space pirates. Along the way, they faced their fair share of challenges and adversaries, from ruthless bounty hunters to vengeful space empires. Yet through it all, Orbixal and Whozie stood firm, leading their crew with courage, cunning, and the occasional well-timed space joke.
As the years went by, the legend of the Starbound Buccaneers grew, their exploits becoming the stuff of cosmic legend. And though they may have retired their pirate hats and space boots, the spirit of adventure lives on in the hearts of all who dare to sail the starry seas.
So raise a space mug to Orbixal, Whozie, and the fearless crew of the Starbound Buccaneers – may their legacy endure across the cosmos for all eternity!
Manifesto
Hey ther, intergallaktik pals! Welkome to TotallyNotPirates, where we’re like, totally spaced out on adventur! Some peeps might think we’re pirates, but nah, we’re just a bunch of space goofbals cruisin thru da kosmos. We’re not into all dat serious stuff, just havin a blast explorin da universe!
Principles:
1. Blazt Off for Fun: We’re all about zippin around space and discoverin rad stuff. Whether it’s weird planits, funky aliens, or funky space junk, we’re down for anyfin dat’ll make us go “whoa!”
2. Freedom Rules: We’re like, totally anti-bummer, man. No one’s gonna rain on our parayd! We’re all about doin our own thing and lettin others do theirs. It’s all about spreadin good vibes in da kosmik playground!
3. Team High-Five: Sure, we’re all space solo flyers, but it’s way cooler when we team up! When one of us needs a hand or wants to share some space snacks, we’re there faster than you can say “blazt off!”
4. Peace, Love, and Space Hugs: We’re not into drama or causin a ruckus. We’re all about sharin da love and givin out space hugs to anywan who needs ‘em. Let’s keep da kosmik vibes chill, ya dig?
5. Far Out Ideas, Dude: Innovation is like, super rad! We’re always up for tryin out new gadgets, cookin up wacky schemes, and seein where our imaginations take us. The weirder, da better, right?
Goals:
1. Explor space and find all da funky stuff hidin out there.
2. Stick it to da kosmik buzzkills who wanna ruin everybodys fun.
3. Hang out with other space buds and make memories dat are outta dis world.
4. Spread good vibes and keep da pease wherever we go.
5. Dream up some wild space shenanigans and see if they actually work!
Conclusion:
So, that’s TotallyNotPirates in a nutshell! We’re all about kickin bak, havin a blast, and makin space memories dat’ll last a lifetime. Wanna join da fun? Grab your space shades and come jam with us among da stars!
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