Nidd / THENIDD

The Nidd’s beginnings are unknown, although some believe it has something to do with pistons. What is known is that it is definitely not a cult. The goal of The Nidd is to tell everybody in the galaxy the good news that tuna makes for an underwhelming gift. If anybody disagrees with this notion they are to be put to death immediately. If they agree, they are to be called a good Niddite and receive a handshake. It is widely believed that there is a word that if spoken to a Niddite will lead them to immediately commit suicide. The daily life of a Niddite consists of walking around asking “is anything going to happen?” and their war cry is believed to be “no media in general.” In between spreading the good word, the day-to-day life of a Niddite is predominately spent waiting for all the other Niddites to turn up at least 2 hours later than they said they would before immediately going home because they’ve run out of time.