We long to trade and explore the game world as much as anyone, followed this game since just after it was announced. Remember when geese are threatened we fight back to defend our goosehood. LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF THE GREAT GOOSE GAGGLE TRADE UNION!
The last Goose Tsar, Willam Dafoe II, ruled the Goose Empire until his abdication in March 2917 in the aftermath of the Goosehood Revolution, due in part to the strain of fighting in the Great Badger War, which lacked public support. A short-lived Canadian Goose Provisional Government took power, only to be overthrown in the Great Gaggle Uprising, by the Goosevik revolutionaries, led by their Leader Shaun Empson, General Ross and the great philosopher and political theorist Malk Saltface.
The Democratic Socialist republic of the great Goose Gaggle trade union ( The gaggle trade Corp for short) was officially established in December 2941 with the union of the Goosaltopia, Empsondagglevile and the Pond, each ruled by local Goosevik Parties.
In January the 24th 2942 Lord Bogmonster defected to the gaggle under the advise of the wise old sage Hamezin, leading his people to the Glorious Goose pond and further solidifying the power of Gooseinism policies in the eastern sector.
The Anthem of Goose
1
United forever in friendship and labor,
Our mighty Gaggle will ever endure.
The great Goose Union will live through the ages.
The dream of Goose Actual, their pond is secure.
CHORUS
Long live our Gooseish motherland, built by the Goslings mighty hand.
Long live our Goosekind, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all Geese to see.
2
Through days dark and stormy where great Pierre lead us
our eyes saw the bright Sun of freedom above
and Empson our leader with faith in the Gaggle,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
CHORUS
Long live our Gooseish motherland, built by the Goslings mighty hand.
Long live our Goosekind, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all Geese to see.
3
We fought for the future, destroyed all the Badgers,
and brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
and all generations will honour her name.
CHORUS
Long live our Gooseish motherland, built by the Goslings mighty hand.
Long live our Goosekind, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all Geese to see.
-Don’t ruffle feathers.
-Play as you like, although you must always follow the Goose law.
-Help better the community.
-Help build trade routes to the great Goose Union when you can.
-Spread the word of the great goose to all you encounter
-Adhere to the teachings of our teacher Malk Saltface
-Curse Badgers whenever you can.
Any one person suspected of deviating from goose law or dissenting from the teachings of Saltface and Gooseinism will be seen as a traitor and tried in goose court for high treason. If convicted, the traitor will face death by hanging, firing squad, thrown in the Sarlacc pit or exposed to the screeches of the Lulrin. For lesser crimes, said person will be asked to ‘voluntarily’ enter one of our many re-education Gooselag labor camps.