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Spectral Phenomenon | Obscurity Optimization Nexus / SPOON
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Exploration
We are here to unite all Spoons. We spread refinement through punishment to all heathens. We are the message, we are enlighteners, we are species. Being a Spoon is something more, something that no one can take from you. Inscribe your signature on our charter, you are welcome here, child of Spoon.
History
Our historians have been able to specifically date our earliest findings of ancient Spoonaxiom, dating all the way back to 9/24/2014.
Manifesto
Being a Spoon isn’t just knowing you’re one, it’s a feeling, a feeling that has been hidden for too long. By means of firepower, we are arising against those who defy our right to be Spoons.
Charter
By signing this charter, you will follow through with the listed commandments:
1: You shant fire upon brothers or sisters of the Spoon.
2: Never make a Spoon feel unloved, a somber spoon is the outcome.
3: Don’t fire spoons from your ship cannons. That’s no place for a spoon.
4: Don’t let the bed spoons bite.
5: Always be prepared for the night when the spoons whisper.