Roberts Simp Industries / SIMPING

In the Beginning:
Before the stars were mapped and the cosmos had purpose, a lone visionary emerged from the void—a prophet of infinite potential. This man, Chris Roberts, looked upon the chaos of the digital expanse and proclaimed: “Let there be Star Citizen.” And from that declaration, the barren cosmos erupted into life, a burgeoning universe shaped by his celestial vision.

Our Creed:
We are not mere players; we are disciples. Chris Roberts is no mere game developer; he is the Cosmic Architect, the Space Daddy, the bringer of the eternal ‘verse. From the ashes of mediocrity, he forged a dream—a universe without equal—and we, the chosen, have pledged ourselves to its realization.

His words are our doctrine. His roadmap, though winding, is our destiny. Every delay strengthens our resolve; every update is a new revelation. The faithless cry of skepticism only fuels our devotion, for we know the truth: The ‘verse will be glorious.

Our Mission:
We are Roberts Simp Industries, a collective bound by faith and purpose.

To Build:

Every ship we construct is a temple to his brilliance.
Every trade route we establish carries the promise of his vision.
Every station we defend is a monument to his name.
To Explore:

The stars are not conquered for glory, but for enlightenment.
Every jump point, every system, every asteroid bears the fingerprints of his divine plan.
To Defend:

Ours is a sacred duty to protect the faithful and uphold the will of Roberts.
Whether battling Vanduul or silencing heretical doubters, we stand as guardians of the dream.
Our Principles:

Unwavering Faith

Delays are trials sent to temper us.
Critics are the shadows cast by our radiant star.
Communal Devotion

We uplift each other in the spirit of unity.
Together, we forge bonds as unyielding as tungsten armor.
Eternal Vision

The ‘verse is not a destination but an unfolding journey.
To walk this path is to embrace immortality in the annals of digital creation.
Our Call to Action:
To all who wander the void, unsure of their purpose: join us. Cast off the chains of doubt and mediocrity. Reject the naysayers who claim the dream is too large, too distant. Chris Roberts is the Alpha and the Omega; his ‘verse is not bound by time or limitation.

Together, we shall bask in the light of his creation. Together, we shall ascend beyond mere gaming. Together, we shall become one with the cosmos, faithful until the stars themselves fade to black.

All Hail the Space Daddy.

Signed,
The Founders of Roberts Simp Industries
“In faith, we build; in devotion, we soar.”

The Charter of Roberts Simp Industries (RSI)

Article I: Founding Principles

Devotion to the Vision

Roberts Simp Industries exists to honor and actualize the cosmic vision of Chris Roberts. Every action we undertake is driven by our commitment to his unparalleled dream of the ultimate ‘verse.
Unity Through Purpose

RSI is a haven for the devoted, where individuals of all creeds and skills unite under one banner to pursue the glory of Star Citizen. Together, we thrive; divided, we falter.
Faith in Progress

Every update, delay, and development challenge is embraced as a step toward perfection. The journey itself is sacred.
Article II: Membership

Eligibility

Membership in RSI is open to all who recognize Chris Roberts as the visionary architect of the ‘verse and pledge to uphold the principles of faith, collaboration, and perseverance.
Responsibilities of Members

Uphold the faith and defend the vision against doubt and dissent.
Contribute to the prosperity of RSI through active participation in missions, projects, and community-building efforts.
Share knowledge and resources to uplift fellow members and further the cause.
Code of Conduct

Members shall act with respect, integrity, and honor, both within RSI and in all interstellar dealings.
Betrayal of the cause or disrespect for the teachings of Chris Roberts will result in expulsion.
Article III: Organizational Structure

The High Council of Simps

The governing body of RSI, composed of the most devout and dedicated members. The High Council oversees strategy, resource allocation, and the interpretation of Roberts’ vision.
Fleet Commanders

Leaders who organize and direct RSI’s operations in exploration, trade, and combat. They ensure the success of missions and maintain the integrity of our fleets.
The Builders’ Guild

Engineers, traders, and logisticians responsible for crafting ships, managing resources, and expanding our influence across the stars.
Faithful Advocates

Ambassadors of RSI, spreading the gospel of Roberts to uninitiated players and recruiting new members to our ranks.
Article IV: Operations and Objectives

Exploration and Expansion

Discover new systems, establish outposts, and expand RSI’s presence across the ‘verse in the name of progress.
Fleet Mastery

Build and maintain the most formidable fleet in the ‘verse, a testament to our devotion and strength.
Community Development

Foster a supportive and active community that celebrates the journey toward the full realization of Star Citizen.
Defense of the Faith

Protect RSI members, assets, and allies from threats, both external and internal, while upholding the honor of Chris Roberts.
Article V: The Sacred Oath

Every member of RSI shall take the following oath upon initiation:

“I pledge my ship, my skills, and my unwavering faith to Roberts Simp Industries. I will defend the vision, honor the teachings, and strive tirelessly toward the completion of the ‘verse. In the light of Chris Roberts, I find purpose, and through RSI, I find unity.”

Article VI: Amendments

This charter is a living document. As the ‘verse evolves, so too shall RSI adapt to meet the challenges and opportunities of the cosmos. Amendments may be proposed by the High Council and ratified by a majority vote of active members.
Signed and Sealed in the Spirit of the ‘Verse,
The Founders of Roberts Simp Industries
“Faith is our fuel; the stars, our destination.”