Riding the cosmic currents, where adventure knows no bounds and brotherhood reigns supreme. Space Force Planet Motherfucker: Defying the ordinary, conquering the galaxy.
“Some men just wanna see the world ern” – Spaghettified_Ryan
Welcome to Space Force Planet Motherfucker, the most audacious and unapologetic Space Club in the cosmos. Picture the rebellious spirit of a motorcycle gang, then launch it into the vastness of space. Our members are the trailblazers of the galaxy, fearless adventurers who ride the starry expanse with the same fervor and camaraderie as bikers on the open road. We’re not just about exploring the unknown; we’re about making a statement while doing it. With our ships as our steeds and the stars as our territory, we carve our path across the universe, bound by the thrill of discovery and the bond of brotherhood. Join us, and be part of a community that defies the ordinary, seeks the extraordinary, and rides the cosmic currents with unmatched passion and pride. Welcome to Space Force Planet Motherfucker—where the spirit of adventure knows no bounds, and the galaxy is our playground.
Space Force-Planet Motherfucker originated from the ashes of New Mars, a planet devastated by war, where its inhabitants fought fiercely as members of the Planetary Defense Force (PDF) to protect their home. When New Mars fell, survivors scattered across the universe, clinging to any old military ship capable of making a quantum jump to safety.
These survivors, bound by their shared trauma and the bonds forged in battle, gradually found each other again in the vast expanse of space. They formed Space Force-Planet Motherfucker, an organization that became a haven for those seeking support, reunion, and a sense of belonging in the aftermath of tragedy. The organization’s name reflects the grim humor of its founders. When asked about their origins on New Mars, survivors of the war would often elicit pity and condolences from others. In response, they would simply quip, “yeah, it was a motherfucker…” This dark humor eventually led to the planet being colloquially referred to as “Motherfucker” over time. A testament to the planet’s nurturing but ultimately tragic role in their lives, this darkly humorous nickname stuck, and the club proudly carries it as a badge of honor, a reminder of their resilience and camaraderie.
Over the years, they integrated into galactic society, earning respect from both allies and adversaries. Their reputation as survivors and warriors precedes them, and they are valued partners in business ventures across the universe. However, crossing them is ill-advised, as they are known to mete out brutal retribution to those who betray their trust or threaten their own.
The organization’s influence extends far beyond their origins on New Mars. They have forged alliances with powerful organizations within the United Empire of Earth (UEE) and beyond, regardless of their alignment with the law. The club has opened its doors to outsiders, welcoming new members from all walks of life who share their values of loyalty, strength, and a commitment to supporting their displaced brethren.
Despite their expansion and diverse membership, the organization remains focused on their ultimate goal: generating wealth to support the people of New Mars who were uprooted by war. They channel their resources into rebuilding and providing for those in need, ensuring that the legacy of New Mars lives on through their actions and their unwavering dedication to each other.
In the boundless expanse of the cosmos, where the stars are ripe with untold secrets and the planets hold the promise of untapped wealth, we stand at the precipice of a new era. Space Force Planet Motherfucker is founded on the principle that the final frontier is not just a realm for dreamers and explorers but also a vast, uncharted market waiting for bold visionaries. We are those visionaries.
Our Mission:
To merge the indomitable spirit of exploration with the innovative drive of entrepreneurship. We venture into the cosmos not just for the sake of discovery, but to pave new avenues of wealth, harnessing the infinite opportunities that space offers to those daring enough to reach for them.
Our Vision:
A universe where the exploration of space and the pursuit of economic prosperity are one and the same. A future where humanity thrives among the stars, supported by a robust economy that spans galaxies. We see a cosmos teeming with life, culture, and commerce, unlocked by our endeavors.
Our Values:
Innovation & Creativity: We believe in breaking the mold, thinking beyond terrestrial limits to create new technologies, businesses, and opportunities in the cosmos.
Sustainability & Stewardship: As we harness the resources of the cosmos, we commit to doing so responsibly, ensuring that our ventures are sustainable for generations to come.
Collaboration & Inclusivity: The vastness of space demands collaboration across disciplines, cultures, and worlds. We welcome all who share our vision, knowing that diversity in thought and expertise will fuel our ascent.
Bravery & Perseverance: We recognize the risks of cosmic entrepreneurship but meet them with courage and a relentless drive to overcome. Our spirit is indomitable, fueled by the promise of the cosmos.
Our Goals:
To Establish Interstellar Commerce and make sure the verse knows who we are: We aim to build the infrastructure for a thriving interstellar economy, from mining operations on asteroids to the development of trade routes across star systems, from shaking down those who get on the wrong side of us and ours, to getting over on the man.
To Innovate for Cosmic Living: We seek to develop technologies and habitats that make living and working in space not just feasible but desirable, expanding humanity’s horizon beyond Earth.
To Explore for Profit and Knowledge: Every expedition, whether to map uncharted sectors or to extract valuable resources, is an opportunity to learn, grow, and profit. We embark on these missions with a dual purpose, advancing human knowledge while enriching our society.
Call to Action:
Join us as we embark on this grand adventure, where the stars are not just points of light in the night sky, but beacons guiding us to our next discovery, our next venture, and our next fortune. Together, we will write the next chapter of human history among the stars, fueled by ambition, guided by wisdom, and enriched by the wealth of the cosmos.
Together, we are Space Force Planet Motherfucker.
To infinity, and beyond profit.
Welcome, trailblazers of the cosmos! As members of Space Force Planet Motherfucker, you are the vanguard of humanity’s leap into the unknown, embodying the spirit of adventure, audacity, and pioneering that will carve our path among the stars. To ensure our journey is not only successful but also honorable and sustainable, we establish these rules as our guiding principles.
Rules to Live By:
Respect the Cosmos: Treat all celestial bodies and space environments with respect. We are explorers and stewards, not conquerors. Preserve the integrity of planets, moons, and asteroids for future generations.
Safety is Paramount: The safety of all members and the protection of our spacecraft and habitats are non-negotiable. Take all necessary precautions to prevent harm to yourself, your crewmates, and the broader cosmic environment.
Inclusivity and Respect: Embrace diversity in all its forms. Discrimination or harassment of any kind is unacceptable. Respect for all beings, human or otherwise, is a cornerstone of our ethos.
Sustainability First: In all ventures, prioritize sustainable practices that ensure the long-term viability of space exploration and utilization. Exploit resources judiciously, with an eye toward replenishment and minimal environmental impact.
Cooperation Over Competition: While the spirit of competition can drive innovation, cooperation is essential for the survival and prosperity of humanity in space. Share knowledge, resources, and aid with fellow members and allied organizations.
Prosperity and Wealth Creation: We are adventurers in the final frontier with an eye towards not just exploration but also the immense economic potential that space holds. Our endeavors in space are aimed at unlocking wealth not only for ourselves but also for the betterment of humanity. Ethical wealth creation, through the development of new markets, the ethical extraction of resources, and innovation in space technology, is encouraged. Members are urged to seek prosperity, but always within the bounds of international space laws and ethical business practices.
Continuous Learning and Improvement: Commit to lifelong learning and skill enhancement. The challenges of space demand constant innovation and adaptation.
Celebrate Success: When we achieve financial success, we celebrate our achievements and share our prosperity. “Making it rain” is not just a metaphor but a celebration of our triumphs and financial gains. Whether it’s investing in new space ventures, supporting charitable causes on Earth and beyond, or ensuring the well-being of our crew and communities, we use our wealth to foster a culture of generosity and advancement.
Report and Mitigate Hazards: Immediately report any environmental hazards, safety concerns, or unlawful activities to the appropriate authorities within and outside of our organization.
Honor and Legacy: Act in a manner that honors those who came before us and sets a positive example for those who will follow. Our legacy should be one of courage, innovation, and respect for the cosmos.
Consequences:
Violations of these rules will result in disciplinary actions, including but not limited to reprimand, suspension of membership, or expulsion from Space Force Planet Motherfucker. Serious violations may also lead to bad juju.
Conclusion:
As members of Space Force Planet Motherfucker, we are bound by a shared destiny and a common set of values that guide our actions. These rules are not just mandates but a reflection of our collective identity and mission. Together, let’s venture into the cosmos with boldness, responsibility, and a pioneering spirit that respects all corners of the universe.
Together, we forge our path among the stars.