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Crackin’ rocks and raiding planetary installations since 2946.
My mother told me
Someday I would buy
Galleys with good oars
Sails to distant shores
My mother told me
Someday I would buy (buy)
Galleys with good oars
Sails to distant shores
Stand up on the prow
Noble barque I steer
(Steady) Steady course to the haven
Hew many foe-men
Hew many foe-men
My mother told me
Someday I would buy
Galleys with good oars
Sails to distant shores
My mother told me
Someday I would buy (buy)
Galleys with good oars
Sails to distant shores
Stand up on the prow
Noble barque I steer
(Steady) Steady course to the haven
Hew many foe-men
-Right of Spoils: All gentlement being equal, shall have an equal share in affairs of moment. He shall have an equal title to the fresh provisions or strong liquors at any time seized.
-Be Smart, Don’t Steal: Every man if found they defraud the company to the value of even one dollar in plate, jewels, or money, they shall be marooned, without ship or board, planetside at the companies choosing.
-Keep Battle-Ready: Each man shall keep his ship, station and cannons, at all times clean and ready for action.
-Stand by Your Hearties: He that shall desert the fleet, his ship or his quarters in the time of battle shall be punished by death or marooning.
-Settle Disputes Planetside: None shall strike another on board the ship, or against anothers ship, but every man’s quarrel shall be ended planetside by melee or rifle in this manner: at the word of command from the Quartermaster, he that draws first blood shall be declared the victor.
-Lose a Limb, Get Worker’s Comp: Every man who shall become a cripple or lose his ship in the service shall be recompensed from the common stock, and for lesser hurts proportionately.
-Remember, Rank Has its Privileges: At The Captains behest, he and the Quartermaster shall each receive two shares of a prize, all other officers one and one half, and gentlemen one share each.