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Protoratte Industries / PROTORATTE

  • Corporation
  • Casual
  • Role play
  • Freelancing
    Freelancing
  • Smuggling
    Smuggling

NATURE : GETTING WORK DONE AND TAKING LOOT ALONG THE WAY
PURPOSE : FAT STACKS AND MIGHTY LOOT
RECRUITMENT : NA
STATUS : BALLIN



History

PROTORATTE INDUSTRIES; COMING TO A JUMPTOWN NEAR YOU.

SCOPE, SIZE, AND EVERYTHING NICE
THERE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN
TO CREATE THE PERFECT SPACE GAME
BUT CHRIS ROBERTS ACCIDENTALLY
ADDED AN EXTRA INGEDRIENT TO THE CONCOCTION;
SHITPOSTING.
THUS, PROTORATTE INDUSTRIES WAS BORN,
USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPER POWERS
HAPPYSAMMON AND SHYSLEY
HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO MAKING LOOT
AND GETTING LOST

Manifesto

In a lonely universe, slowly tearing itself to damnation,
Amid the incompentence and upreparedness of lesser Corporations,
One Organization stands resilient against the herds,
Putting their lives on the line to gain fat loot and mighty trophies,
To steal from the pirates and give back to the systems,
Yes! It’s the incredible adcventures of Shysley and Happysammon,
They are; PROTORATTE INDUSTRIES!
Saving the verse, one dumb cargo runner at a time.

Charter

Make fat stacks.
Don’t be a goon.
Be rootin’.
Be tootin’.

But most of all:

Be Kind.