Attention, all crooks, lowlifes and lawbreakers. Do yourselves a favour and crawl back into your filthy tenements, you human cockroaches. Or get your ugly face punched to custard by … The New Justice Team.
After putting together a supercollider delivered by Pi-kea, Fry and Leela were given a tube of Miracle Cream by Dr. Zoidberg to help with their aches and pains. They were unaware that the cream granted them super powers until later that day, when they were held up by a mugger and his robot, Andrew. After foiling the intricately laid plan, they realize that they have superpowers and set out to rid the streets of New New York of crime. The crime fighting duo, later expanded to a trio with the addition of Bender, quickly became treasured superheros with their own theme song.
The New Justice Team’s crime fighting career reached its climax when they received a tip that the Zookeeper was planning a heist of the Quantum Gemerald on the same day that Leela’s parents were visiting the surface. The caper was late in pulling the heist, and Leela was unable to meet her parents. Convinced that their daughter didn’t love them, Morris and Munda return to their home in the sewers, and although Leela knew that she couldn’t reveal her secret identity, she feels so guilty that she tells her parents she was Clobberella. Morris is unable to keep the secret quiet and soon after the Zookeeper kidnaps Morris and Munda to hold them ransom for the Gemerald. By this point the New Justice Team had exhausted their supply of Miracle Cream, and so was forced to pretend that they still had superpowers in order to steal the Gemerald from the Museum. After giving the Zookeeper the Gemerald, Leela’s parents were released and the N.J.T. went on their way to clean up the Star Citizen Universe!
To return precious cargo to Star Citizen Client’s, the value of which is only slightly higher than the collateral damage caused by the recovery of said cargo. Resulting in a net gain for our organization!
Go, Go, Go New Justice Team
Go, team,
Go, team,
Team, team, team
Who’s the newest Justice Team?
The New Justice Team!
Captain Yesterday is fast,
Also he is from the past,
Not just fast but from the past
Captain Yesterday!
Superking has all the powers of a king
Plus all the powers of superman
also he’s a robot
Aint he cool?
Superking, you rule!
Clobberella beats you up,
Clobberella beats you up,
Who does she beat up?
You!
Clobberella!
Citizens, never fear
Crazy do-good freaks are here,
Until they run out of steam
Miracle cream,
Miracle cream,
Gives the power to the team,
Its effects wear off for sure,
So they just slop on some more,
The New Justice Team!
Go, go, go, New Justice Team
Fighting justice is their quest
Superking, Clobberella, and all the rest
Here’s to you New Justice Team
Do the things that make your team,
Help each other do some things,
Winners don’t use drugs!
The New Justice Team!