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Monkey Business / MONKEYBNZ
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Hi! Welcome, welcome, what can we do for you today? Looking to buy or sell? Do you need something moved, or disposed of? Maybe you got skills in these departments, look for the small Recruitment sign in the back, and we’ll take care of you.
History
The Monkeys From The Contexxurlar Industries Have Broken Out, And Have Taken To Space.
Manifesto
Are you a Certified Pilot?
Do You Have Any Military or Flight Experience?
Are You Coordinated, and Have Good Reflex’s And Situational Awareness?
If So Sweet, If Not Then That’s Just Fine.
Experience Not Necessary.
As Long As You Love The Outdoors ( Ha ) You Are Welcome Here.
Charter
“Can I Get Online Dot Com ?” —Allison (age 4)
“How to Buy and Set Up a Computer”. Step One: Get Valium – Dave Barry
A 14.4 modem makes you want to get out and push!
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the ‘Send’ button.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV.
Calm down — it’s only ones and zeroes.
Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed.
Don’t make me use uppercase…
Email is packaged by intellectual weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred during transmission.
Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.
He who laughs last is at 300 baud.
Home is where you hang your @
I couldn’t afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.
I’m pink therefore I’m Spam.
Murphy’s best friend was a computer.
Seen on the back of a dirty car: washme . com
Someday I’ll find that peer and reset his connection!
Spam of the future: “For temporary relief of nymphomania reply to this email.”
The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.
The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
The Web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble