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Isle of Misfit Toys / MISFITTOYS

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“Even among misfits you’re a misfit.”



History

“Even among misfits you’re a misfit.”

Alone? Scared? Tossed out like space trash to the infinite beyond? Seek your galactic salvation with the Isle of Misfit Toys. Our humble organization welcomes you (after prior identification, background check, blood typing, fingerprinting, bar coding, and application).

We welcome you with open arms and an awkward hug. “No child wants to play with the Charlie-in-the-Box, so I had to come here!” —but all Charlies are allowed within the Isle of Misfit Toys.

Manifesto

“Even among misfits you’re a misfit.”

Misfits granted entry after prior identification, background check, blood typing, fingerprinting, bar coding, and application process.

No cheating. No berating.

Eye for an eye – but protect your own at all costs.

Only pirating, pillaging, exploring, researching, smuggling, murder, sales, shipping, partying, hosting, dog fighting, space ass-kicking, and other to be determined activities are allowed.

Charter

“Even among misfits you’re a misfit.”

Misfits granted entry after prior identification, background check, blood typing, fingerprinting, bar coding, and application process.

No cheating. No berating.

Eye for an eye – but protect your own at all costs.

Only pirating, pillaging, exploring, researching, smuggling, murder, sales, shipping, partying, hosting, dog fighting, space ass-kicking, and other to be determined activities are allowed.