Mercenary Exchange: Where Chaos Meets Coordination. We Get the Job Done… Eventually.
Mercenary Exchange History
The Mercenary Exchange was founded by Orion Meex, a former military officer with a penchant for efficiency, precision, and… well, an unfortunate series of glitches. Born out of necessity and sheer willpower, the Mercenary Exchange has quickly become a semi-professional mercenary corporation, one that prides itself on at least trying to get things done—even when everything seems to go hilariously wrong.
Early Beginnings: The Great Launch (and Immediate Setbacks)
In 2945, after retiring from a rather unimpressive stint in the UEE Navy (which ended not due to incompetence, but rather an unfortunate incident involving misplaced ship parts and a rogue vending machine), Orion Meex decided to start fresh. With little more than a worn-out flight suit, a stack of IOUs, and a ship that was about as reliable as a broken jump point, Orion Meex founded the Mercenary Exchange.
Orion Meex’s vision was simple: create a coordinated, highly efficient mercenary corporation capable of taking on any job—combat, trade, or logistics—with precision and professionalism. The reality, however, was a bit less polished.
In the early days, the Exchange’s missions were notorious for ending in comedic disaster. Ships would mysteriously disappear mid-flight, cargo would spontaneously eject into space, and on more than one occasion, a “top-secret” mission was overheard by half the local comms network due to a muted channel oversight. Despite the setbacks, Orion Meex maintained an air of confidence, chalking it all up to “early operational kinks” and promising that “next time, we’ll nail it.”
The Rise of Mercenary Exchange: A Business, More or Less
By 2950, the Mercenary Exchange had somewhat ironed out its operations (or at least learned to adapt to the constant unpredictability of space life). Orion Meex assembled a team of misfits and freelancers, each with their own talents—whether it was combat prowess, trading savvy, or just the ability to keep a ship from spontaneously combusting mid-mission.
While other organizations boasted elite fleets and state-of-the-art equipment, Mercenary Exchange developed a reputation for something else: their ability to make it work against all odds (and despite bugs that seemed almost intentional). Clients learned to expect that missions might not always go smoothly, but they’d get done—eventually.
As Orion Meex put it: “We may not always get there first, and we may not always get there in one piece, but rest assured, we’ll get there—and we’ll do it with style.”
Present Day: A Semi-Serious Corporation for the Verse
Fast forward to 2964, and the Mercenary Exchange has grown into a full-fledged corporation. They’ve taken on high-profile contracts (most of which they’ve completed… sort of) and built a reputation as a quirky, yet reliable, organization. From escrow services (because clients kept asking for assurances after a few, well, incidents) to a traveling market (which has more often than not gotten lost en route), the Exchange has found its niche.
While Orion Meex still holds onto the hope that the organization will one day be a tightly run operation, even he can’t deny the unique charm that comes with constantly navigating the challenges of the verse—both in-game bugs and out-of-game shenanigans.
Despite the chaos, the Mercenary Exchange has developed a loyal following. Members (or as Orion Meex likes to call them, “The Brave and The Foolish”) have come to appreciate the humor and unpredictability of being part of an organization that tries its best. Whether they’re salvaging lost cargo, hunting bounties with malfunctioning weapons, or trying to pilot ships that have a mind of their own, the team always finds a way to make it fun.
A Look Ahead: Toward 1.0 (Whatever That Means)
As Star Citizen edges toward its long-awaited 1.0 release, the Mercenary Exchange is gearing up for what Orion Meex calls “our big debut”. For now, the corporation remains a curious mix of serious intent and comedic execution—trying to grow a mercenary empire in a universe that seems to delight in throwing obstacles (and bugs) in their path.
Through it all, Orion Meex remains undeterred. His optimism is infectious, his resolve unwavering. “Soon,” he says, “we’ll be the best in the business. And if not… well, at least we’ll be memorable.”
Mercenary Exchange Manifesto
At Mercenary Exchange, we believe in the power of adaptability, resourcefulness, and a healthy dose of humor. Founded by Orion Meex, our mission is simple: to get the job done, no matter the odds—or the inevitable chaos along the way.
We operate in the vast and unpredictable universe, offering services that range from combat operations to logistics and trade. We pride ourselves on being a reliable, if sometimes unconventional, choice for clients who value results over perfection. Whether you’re looking for top-tier mercenaries, resource extraction, or even a well-timed rescue mission, we’ve got you covered—assuming we don’t glitch through a moon first.
Our approach is rooted in three key principles:
Mercenary Exchange is for those who value action, unpredictability, and a good story to tell at the end of the day. Our organization is serious about its goals but never takes itself too seriously. We don’t just survive the verse—we thrive in its chaos. Join us, and let’s turn mishaps into triumphs, one mission at a time.
Mercenary Exchange Charter
As a member of Mercenary Exchange, you are part of a team that values efficiency, adaptability, and a good laugh when the universe inevitably throws a wrench in our plans. While we don’t take ourselves too seriously, we do have a few ground rules to ensure we function as a somewhat coordinated organization:
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By adhering to this charter, you help maintain the balance of chaos and coordination that makes Mercenary Exchange unique. Welcome to the crew, and remember: it’s not just about the destination—it’s about the story we tell when we get there.