Yea, supplicant, you are on the path of meatlightenment. Join us in our quest for purification, our search for tenderness, our dedication to juicy satisfaction…
Centuries ago, the First Prophet Henderson brought unto us the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yea, until then, our eyes were covered with darkness, like unto the inside of the blackest olive.
We endeavor to carry forward His Noodly Word.
Our esteemed leaders have summoned a conclave to put into writing the foundation of our Faith. Please come back soon to learn more about our community.
Our esteemed leaders have summoned a conclave to put into writing the foundation of our Faith. Please come back soon to learn more about our community.