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Klaatu Barada Nikto / KLAATU

  • Organization
  • Casual
  • Role play
  • Exclusive
  • Freelancing
    Freelancing
  • Security
    Security

“Klaatu barada…Necktie….Nectar…Nickel…Noodle…It’s an N word. It’s definitely an N word.”
— Ash, AKA Bruce Campbell



History

“Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!”

Manifesto

“Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!”

Charter

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