Gaming Under the Influence / GUI

A long time ago in a Garage far far away (from most anyway), A Fellowships of gamers banded together to form the almighty GUI and take the one ring to the fires of mount doom and end the evil once and for all. This would have worked but for the abundance of high spec’d PCs, AAA list games and a few eksies of grog. Needless to say we lost the ring somewhere in my parents garage and spent the next three days off our face shooting each other and screaming obscenities.