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A Bunch of Giant Mars Squirrels on LSD / GOLDSQUAD

  • Organization
  • Regular
  • Exclusive
  • Freelancing
    Freelancing
  • Piracy
    Piracy

Standing by.



History

OPERATIONAL POLICIES MISSING
ETA : TBD

Manifesto

Something about Giant Space Hamsters. And Space pigs, don’t forget the space pigs.

Okay, forget the space pigs. We’re now going for giant space tarsiers.

Charter

We’re watching you

As written by Jimmy Buffett in the late 20th century, the 7 sins are:

1. Pride…Thou shalt not have pride in thy neighbor.

2. Coveting…Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife (unless she’s really hot).

3. Lust…Thou shalt not lust after his neighbor’s wife (see #2).

4. Anger…Do not be angry with your neighbor’s wife.

5. Gluttony…Do not eat thy neighbor’s wife’s ……..popcorn.

6. Envy…Do not envy your neighbor’s wife.

7. Sloth…Do not be a slob.