Welcome to the Guild of Calamitous Intent, where professional and organized chaos is implemented. We strive to provide your nemesis needs, whether it be scheduled attacks, erratic hunting, or even pairing you with our best fit nemesis for you.
For decades the Guild has provided professional villainy. As we extend our grasp to the cosmos, we will continue to do so in an effective and fun manner.
Evil. It exists in us all. An inherent feeling to cause harm and despair for the acquisition of profit, notoriety, vengeance. But the risks involved with such action… A hindrance to further work. Should not man be allowed to express part of his most base of darkness? The answer is yes. That is why the Guild of Calamitous Intent exists in order to provide the ability to commit such action on a signed agreement, that the target knowingly and willingly subjected themselves to it, and by doing so, voids the right to hold grudges or take the perpetrator into custody. By this your darkest desires can be met, and fear can be spread among the stars.
We will spread chaos among the cosmos in a manner that gains us recognition as the go to group for villainy.
We will not act in a manner that reflects badly upon ourselves professionally excluding all acts of villainy. Villainy includes piracy, bounty hunting, etc.
We do not HAVE to dedicate ourselves to evil, though it is encouraged. Money must be made by some method should our counterparts continue to prevail.
Lastly, we WILL strike fear into our foes, whether they be our employer, or potential threat.