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G.R.I.M.M. / GIM

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ARE YOU HARDCORE? Do you get a strange tingle in funny places when you look at your kill scores? Do you have the base stats of the Hornet F7A tattooed on your forehead?

Then this is likely not the place for you. We strive to be generally reliable, in most maters that is.

History Manifesto Charter

History

HISTORY? We don’t need no [REDACTED] history! We aint got time for any of that fancy book learnin! You want some history, in 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue, birds came from dinosaurs, and Chris Roberts authored the original Magna Carta.

Happy? No. Oh I get it. You’re one of those [REDACTED] who just haaaass to have their lore. Fine, whatever.

G.R.I.M.M. was formed by a group of friends who just wanted to hangout together, touching right? I’ll give you a minute to grab the Kleenex. Any who, this was a place formed for the simplest and purest of Gamer needs. The holy trinity of fun, swearing, and copious amounts of alcohol. If you want to explore the galaxy at your own pace and have fun doing it, this is the place. That being said, we all have day jobs as well in other Org’s. So if you are interested in more strenuous work, we do that too. Just don’t get all clingy, we have commitment issues.

So if you’re looking for a place to meet new friends… blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah… meaningful and intelligent conversations… blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah… lifetime friends… blah blah blah blah blah blah… does this look infected? … blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…. who cares?

Manifesto

MANIFESTO? What are we some [REDACTED] Third World Dictator or something? What kind of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] has to have a [REDACTED] Manifesto. You must just love to [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] yourself with a pair of [REDACTED] covered in [REDACTED] if you have to have a stupid Manifesto.

Actually that brings up a good point. How bankrupt is your life if you have nothing better to do then read [REDACTED] Manifestos on some website representing a fake organization in a fake world.

Pathetic. What are you still doing here.

Whats that you say… how pathetic must I be to write a fake manifesto for a fake organization for a fake world?
Hrmmm… well played sir, well played.

Charter

BEHOLD YE ALL the Holy Commandments of the pious Mr. G.R.I.M.M!

1. We take being un-serious very seriously.

2. Don’t hate, appreciate.

3. If you take the last beer, by GOD you are making the next run.

4. Putting ice in Scotch will result in immediate expulsion from the Holy G.R.I.M.M.

5. Always read her phone number back to her, that way you can find out if she is lying to get rid of you.

6. Shrines to Chris Robers are permitted, but must be tastefully done.

7. Ramming full speed into an asteroid and yelling “I am all that is MAN!” will not earn you cool points.

8. Unless you are a girl, putting the seat down to pee in my Constellation will result in expulsion.

9. If someone declares “Hold my beer and watch this!” you must hold their beer.

10. Never, under any circumstances, read pointless online lists.