Greetings and welcome to the Freelancers, Artists, Rascals, & Troubadour Society website. We are a family friendly organization where we keep it clean for all ages. Please note that we are a Christian base group and we do discuss the Bible and Theology.
The Freelancers, Artists, Rascals, & Troubadour Society (FARTS) is a small fellowship known for using their creative minds to alleviate the boredom and monotony of deep space travel. As we love to explore large gaseous clouds, many a distant gas mining outpost has enjoyed a story, song, or antic from our members.
Let me be clear, although we chose to do all things with a flair, we do not dance. As we all know: True spacemen do not dance. Unless they are married or have girlfriends; we know a spaceman’s duty is to their women and when duty is called upon, our members can frolic as well as any other honest man. Dance avoidance is the very reason deep space missions is the specialty of the FARTS.
“It’s not what you don’t know that will get you in trouble, but what you know for certain that just ain’t so.” — Will Rogers
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