Golden Eggplant Society / EGGPLANT

The cringe description written by Cornholio:

The Golden Eggplant Society was founded in 2950 (or 2020 in real-world terms) by the enigmatic VTOLGorgon. What started as a simple meme quickly evolved into a gathering of like-minded individuals who shared a passion for chaos, absurdity, and the thrill of “game cheese.” The Society’s roots were planted in the unpredictable world of piracy, where humor and ruthless tactics intertwined to create an organization like no other. It became a haven for those who wanted to revel in the chaotic freedom of the verse, while embracing the lighter side of the pirate lifestyle.

However, the Society’s true rise began when SpaceCutlet—a popular Twitch streamer with a knack for both gaming and mischief—took over leadership. But SpaceCutlet’s path to founding his own organization was shrouded in mystery. For reasons that remain unexplained to this day, he was unable to establish his own group and turned to VTOLGorgon for help. With a cryptic request, SpaceCutlet asked the original founder to form the Golden Eggplant Society, setting the stage for the next chapter in the organization’s history.

Under SpaceCutlet’s leadership, the Golden Eggplant Society shed its purely meme-based origins and became a powerhouse of piracy, known for its tight-knit structure and unparalleled efficiency. The Society embraced performance and hardcore commitment as its guiding principles, forging a legacy that continues to this day. With SpaceCutlet at the helm, the Golden Eggplant Society has cemented its place as a formidable force in the Star Citizen universe, where each mission is a balance of ruthless ambition and cheeky humor.

Forever guided by SpaceCutlet’s mysterious journey to leadership, the Golden Eggplant Society stands as a symbol of the unexpected, the absurd, and the unrelenting pursuit of the pirate’s life. Whether plotting a raid or perfecting the art of “game cheese,” the Society remains as unpredictable and relentless as its origins.