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DadCorp / DADCORP

  • Corporation
  • Regular
  • Transport
    Transport
  • Security
    Security
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DadCorp: Delivering with a smile [and a questionable amount of duct tape].

Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/A5JfzHGCPC

History Manifesto Charter

History

DadCorp, a quirky and unconventional delivery service known for its “dad jokes” and questionable shortcuts, is the brainchild of Pop, a free-spirited inventor with a heart of gold. With a fleet of mismatched vehicles and a crew of lovable oddballs, DadCorp offers a unique delivery experience that’s both heartwarming and hilarious.

Unlike larger, more impersonal delivery services, DadCorp embraces a more personal touch. Deliveries might come with a corny pun, a warm handshake, or even a sing-along to classic rock tunes blaring from a Caterpillar’s speakers. Customers might find their packages delivered by a jerry-rigged Drake Cutlass, a repurposed RSI Constellation, or even a trained Banu.

Pop, with his bushy mustache, Hawaiian shirts, and infectious laugh, embodies the spirit of DadCorp. He’s always eager to lend a helping hand and share his latest wacky contraption. Under his leadership, DadCorp has become a beloved underdog in the delivery industry, known for its eccentric charm and unwavering dedication to customer satisfaction.

DadCorp’s deliveries often turn into comical adventures, with unexpected jump point mishaps, bizarre encounters in lawless space stations, and hilarious run-ins with eccentric pirates and outlaws. They may not always follow UEE regulations or take the most efficient route, but they always find a way to deliver, even if it means using a salvaged Caterpillar as a makeshift catapult or bribing a Xi’an diplomat.

DadCorp may not have the resources or technology of its larger competitors, but it more than makes up for it with its heart, humor, and the unwavering bond between its employees. They may be the underdogs in the delivery industry, but they’re also a family, and that’s something no amount of money can buy.

Manifesto

DadCorp Manifesto: A Declaration of Delivery

Our Mission:

To bring joy, laughter, and reliable (enough) deliveries to the ‘verse, one dad joke at a time.

Our Values:

  • Family First: We’re not just coworkers, we’re a crew, a team, a family and that will reflect the payment you will or will not get. We understand you might have another family somewhere else and it’s fine if you spend some time with them too (I guess).
  • Resourcefulness: We believe in making the most of what we have. Whether it’s duct tape, spare parts, or a good old-fashioned elbow grease, we’ll find a way to get the job done [and have a good laugh along the way].
  • Humor: We believe that laughter is the best fuel for a long haul. A good dad joke can brighten even the darkest corners of space, and we aim to spread that joy with every delivery.
  • Customer Satisfaction: We’re committed to exceeding expectations [sometimes by accident]. We might not always be the fastest or the most efficient, but we’ll always go the extra mile [sometimes literally] to make sure our customers are happy.

Our Promise:

We will always greet you with a smile [and maybe a bad pun].
We will always handle your package with care [or at least try our best].
We will always deliver your goods on time [or come up with a creative excuse if we don’t].

Join the DadCorp Family:

If you’re looking for a delivery service with personality, heart, and a healthy dose of humor, look no further than DadCorp. We may not be the biggest or the most sophisticated, but we’re the most fun you’ll have getting your package delivered.

So come on aboard, buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride. Because with DadCorp, every delivery is an adventure.

DadCorp: Delivering with a smile [and a questionable amount of duct tape].

Charter

The most important rule is common sense.

For all the others:
  • English only.
  • 18+ only w/ mic.
  • No need to be a dad to join.
  • Absolutely no piracy or senseless killings (specially haulers).
  • No room for politics, religion, hate speech, sexual or NSFW content.
  • Be kind and respectful. There is a person on the other side of the screen.
  • Nothing is perfect, that includes our rules. Any loopholes will not be tolerated and will be delt with.
  • You are required to join discord and play with the group before being considered for an application.