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Dad Bod Space Club / DADBODSC
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The Dad Bod Space Club prioritizes a balance of exploration, relaxation, and hearty meals over high-stakes missions. They quickly became known for their lighthearted antics and an unshakable commitment to maintaining their fun-loving, beer-sipping vibe.
Motto: Exploration’s fun, but beer’s better!
History
The History of the Dad Bod Space Club (DBSC)
Origin Story:
The Dad Bod Space Club (DBSC) was founded in the year 2954, when a group of space explorers, tired of the overly rigid and strict military-driven space organizations, decided to form a new kind of crew. Led by Captain Hank “Blunderbuss” Johnson, a man known for his quirky sense of humor, his love for bacon, and his impressive ability to keep his beer cold even in zero gravity, the group began as an informal gathering of friends who were more interested in fun and camaraderie than intergalactic diplomacy or galactic conquest.
The “Dad Bod” name came about after a few too many drinks on their first mission together. While hanging out at the bar “Old ’38,” at Grim Hex, the crew was trying to come up with a name that captured their relaxed, jovial spirit. As Captain Hank was slouched on the bar, enjoying a brew, someone pointed out that their leader had the perfect “dad bod”—neither ripped nor out of shape, just a comfy, approachable middle that came with a love of good food, comfortable chairs, and a well-earned nap.
“I don’t know about you guys, but I’m all about the Dad Bod lifestyle,” Hank said, as his belly swelled with a sip of his third beer. The crew laughed, and just like that, the Dad Bod Space Club was born.
Manifesto
We, the founding members of the Dad Bod Space Club (DBSC), hereby declare our unyielding commitment to the following principles, ideals, and goals:
Article I: The Pursuit of Comfort Over Conquest
In the vastness of space, we choose comfort over conquest, relaxation over regulation, and a good nap over a good fight. While others may race to claim planets or conquer the unknown, we seek the simple joys of floating in zero gravity, savoring a well-brewed ale.
Article II: Shenanigans are a Universal Right
We uphold the right to engage in harmless, lighthearted shenanigans at every opportunity. Whether it’s a space bar crawl, impromptu dance parties in the galley, or playing pranks on unsuspecting space travelers, we stand united in our belief that laughter and fun are essential to the human experience. Let no mission be too serious, and no challenge too big to overcome with a well-timed joke and a cold drink.
Article III: The Celebration of the Dad Bod
We proudly embrace the dad bod, a symbol of the perfect balance between a hard-earned nap and a delicious meal. We reject the unrealistic ideals of galactic military standards and celebrate the beauty of having a little extra around the middle. The dad bod is a badge of honor, earned through years of enjoying life’s simpler pleasures. We are proof that being well-fed and well-rested leads to a well-balanced life.
Article IV: Beer: The Official Drink of the DBSC
Beer, in all its forms, is the official drink of the Dad Bod Space Club. Whether it’s a craft brew from a distant planet, a chilled bottle from the Belly Buster’s personal brew tank, or a random concoction discovered during one of our adventures, beer will always be at the center of our celebrations. We pledge to drink responsibly… when we remember to do so.
Article V: Space, the Final Playground
We believe that space is not the final frontier of power or dominance, but the final playground for joy and camaraderie. We aim to leave our mark on the universe not through bloodshed or warfare, but through friendship, laughter, and the occasional game of “Shotgun the Meteor.” We seek to explore the cosmos with an irreverent sense of humor and an unshakable commitment to fun.
Article VI: The Dad Bod Code of Conduct
1. Respect the Naps: We value rest and relaxation as much as we do adventure. If someone falls asleep mid-sentence, it is a sacred duty to let them be.
2. The 3-B Rule: Always have a beer, a blanket, and a buddy. These are the three essential ingredients for a successful mission.
3. Party Responsibly: While we believe in shenanigans, we also believe in looking out for each other. The DBSC is a family, and no one gets left behind, especially when there’s karaoke involved.
4. Spreading Good Vibes: We are the ambassadors of fun. Wherever we go, we leave a trail of laughter, good stories, and possibly the faint scent of grilled cheese.
5. Never Deny a Good Meal: No meal is too small, and no snack is beneath us. We will always find time to feast, from protein bars in the cockpit to a five-course meal at a restaurant in Orison.
Article VIII: The Dad Bod Space Club is for Everyone
The DBSC is a place for all those who seek a life of joy, comfort, and laughter, no matter their shape, size, or planetary origin. Our club is open to any space traveler who shares our values of camaraderie, fun, an advanced age, and a healthy disregard for unnecessary rules. If you’ve got a dad bod, a sense of humor, and a love of adventure, you have a place among us.
In Conclusion:
We, the members of the Dad Bod Space Club, boldly declare that we will continue to cruise the galaxy, one drink, one nap, and one shenanigan at a time. We will explore the far reaches of the cosmos, meet strange new lifeforms, and most importantly, have fun doing it.
For when all is said and done, the universe is vast, but the best part is experiencing it with friends, a drink in hand, and a belly full of laughter.
The universe may be infinite, but the best part? It’s always happy hour somewhere.
Signed,
The Founding Members of the Dad Bod Space Club
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