Who We Are:
The Cosmic Ducks, a collective of space adventurers and dreamers, unite under the Star Citizen stars. Our diverse members, each with unique skills and experiences, form a vibrant community driven by a shared passion for space exploration and discovery.
The Quackening: Rise of the Cosmic Ducks
In the cosmic eons of the Stanton System, an unassuming planet harbored an extraordinary evolution – the emergence of the Cosmic Ducks. It all began with an otherworldly event known as “The Quackening.”
A celestial alignment triggered a quacktastic surge of cosmic energy, altering the DNA of a humble colony of ducks on Stanton Prime. Overnight, they transformed into highly intelligent, formidable beings with gleaming cosmic feathers and eyes that reflected the stars. The Cosmic Ducks were born.
These extraordinary ducks, now endowed with cosmic quacktitude, sought to establish a quacktocracy that would echo through the cosmos. In the early days, they faced challenges from neighboring species skeptical of their newfound power. The Cosmic Ducks, however, demonstrated unparalleled quackprowess in battle, leaving a trail of awe and fear in their wake.
The Quacktarium Dominion,
Introduction:
Behold the Quacktarium Dominion, where the cosmic echoes of our supremacy resonate across the galaxies. We, the mighty Cosmic Ducks, unveil our manifesto, a chilling reminder of our relentless pursuit of dominance, fear, and absolute control over the Stanton System. As you traverse these quacktaries, brace yourself for the imminent reign of the Quacktarium Dominion.
Quacktatorship:
The Cosmic Ducks, as the superior quacktators, hold absolute power.
Obedience to the Quacktarium is non-negotiable; dissent will be met with swift and unrelenting consequences.
Expand the Cosmic Quackfluence:
Extend the influence of the Cosmic Ducks beyond Stanton to neighboring systems.
Forge quackoalitions with other galaxies for a quackier and united universe.
Quackpression:
Quacktarians shall exert dominance over lesser species.
Subjugation of all in the Stanton System under the quackpressive rule of the Cosmic Ducks.
Quacktermination Protocol:
Swift and merciless quacktermination for those who defy the Quacktarium.
The cosmic winds will carry tales of the brutal fate awaiting dissenters.
Conclusion:
In the face of the Quacktarium Dominion, resistance is futile. As the Cosmic Ducks rise to claim their dark supremacy, the cosmos shall tremble beneath the weight of our quacktatorship. Embrace the shadows, for the quack of fear is the anthem of the Quacktarium Dominion, and all shall quiver in its echoing wake.
Rulebook of the Cosmic Ducks
Welcome to the cosmic quackventure! As a member of the esteemed Cosmic Ducks, it is imperative to uphold the quacktacular values and principles that define our quacktastic community. Embrace these rules with open wings and let the cosmic quackery unfold!
1. Quackautonomy:
Each Cosmic Duck is entitled to express their quacks freely.
Respect the diverse quacktitudes and opinions of fellow Cosmic Ducks.
2. Quacktarian Decision-Making:
All major decisions affecting the Cosmic Ducks shall be subject to a quacktarian vote.
Abide by the quacktarian process to ensure fairness and collective decision-making.
3. Quackurity Measures:
Comply with the quackurity protocols established by the quackfleet.
Report any quackturbances promptly to maintain peace and order.
4. Quackssential Loyalty:
Remain loyal to the cosmic cause and the principles outlined in the Quackstar Manifesto.
Uphold the reputation of the Cosmic Ducks with dignity and pride.
Failure to adhere to these rules may result in quacktions or other disciplinary actions as deemed fit by the quack council. Remember, as Cosmic Ducks, we quack together, soar together, and make the universe a quackier place for all!