10 members
Booty Pirates / BPDP
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Piracy -
Smuggling
Snagging booty and ‘blasting’ cuties – if it floats, flies, or shines, it’s fair game.
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History
The Booty Pirates started the way all good things do: with a half-baked idea, a questionable amount of alcohol, and someone saying, “What if… we just stole it?” One stolen freighter and several regrettable life choices later, we realized piracy was our true calling. What began as a hobby quickly spiraled into a full-time career, because honestly, who doesn’t want to get paid for stealing stuff?
We tried being respectable. Didn’t care for it. Turns out the high life is more fun when it’s someone else’s. From hijacking cargo to “accidentally borrowing” luxury yachts, we’ve earned a reputation as the galaxy’s most lovable band of misfits. Our motto? If it’s out there, it’s ours. And if you think it belongs to you, well… that’s cute.
Manifesto
We, the Booty Pirates, do solemnly swear to steal everything that isn’t bolted down – and we’ll steal the bolts too if they’re shiny enough. We believe in a few simple things: rules are for suckers, borders are suggestions, and everything is negotiable… except lunch breaks. We’re not just here for profit; we’re here for fun. Because when life hands you lemons, you raid a lemonade shipment and sell it back at twice the price.
What We Believe:
Booty First, Questions Later: We don’t ask permission, we take inventory.
The Bigger the Score, the Better the Story: If you don’t crash at least once, did you even try?
Loyalty is Sacred – Unless it’s Funny: If the betrayal gets a good laugh, it was worth it.
Chaos is Our Comfort Zone: Plans are great. Ignoring them is better.
At Booty Pirates, our mission is simple: steal stuff, have fun, and never pass up a chance to make someone else’s day slightly worse. If the law can’t catch us and rival pirates can’t outwit us, we’re doing it right.
Charter
The Booty Pirates Code:
Snag Booty, Always: If it glimmers, shines, or jingles, it’s ours now.
If You Can’t Fly Fast, Fly Loud: Speed is optional; style is mandatory.
What Happens in the Cockpit, Stays Off the Record: No black box, no problem.
Betrayal is Fine – If It’s Hilarious: We’re pirates, not saints.
No Ship? No Problem: If it has an engine, it can be stolen.
Booty is Priority #1: Unless there’s pizza – then it’s a tie.
Plunder Hard, Party Harder: If we remember it in the morning, we didn’t party hard enough.
We’re not just outlaws – we’re entrepreneurs of opportunity, artists of chaos, and part-time life coaches (if your life needs a little more danger). Whether you’re sneaking goods through customs or making questionable decisions at warp speed, there’s a spot for you in the Booty Pirates.
Join us. Get rich. Get infamous. And if all else fails… at least you’ll have some great stories.