This is AyLowFree
Big Spaceship. Big PP
Ay Low Free. A rogue splinter group of the now-defunct Omega Force Solutions.
Founded in 2033 and operating without much discretion, Ay Low Free has been sowing disorder and dumbass jokes across the galaxy for centuries, maybe even millennia.
You may ask to join us. We might say no.
Ay Low Free has vowed to engage in whatever nefariously righteous activities it deems fit on a day to day basis.
If you have a bigger ship than us, we might shoot it. If you have a smaller ship than us, we will probably shoot it.
Your morals are our morals, there being none.
Your ethics are our ethics, as determined by our Ethics Chairman.
Reach has been good to us.
Ah shit man Stanton is fuggin big