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Atlas Shipping / 9737
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Security
One potentially illegal shipment at a time.
We communicate via discord!
—-> https://discord.gg/UWDTd8JFWQ! <—-
History
Our History
Starting in 2951, Atlas Shipping was devised after one man decided that traveling as a group can lead to larger quantities of cargo are safely transported to their destination. In present day we run small quantities to
Actually hold on, this isn’t really fitting.
ATLAS Shipping!!
We take cargo to the NEXT LEVEL
“Well what the fuck does that mean you moron, just flying with an escort gives running cargo more gamepl-”
SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!
We’ve decided that all cargo, is OUR CARGO which means you are STEALING from us when you run away with all the cargo.
“Are you stupid? How the hell are you going to enforce that?”
Ask yourself, what would you do if you saw some goober walk out of the grocery store with the last cans of sweet delicious Arizona Tea?
DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER?? WE DO, AND WE DON’T WALK AWAY!
“Jesus Christ this sounds braindead, do you at least let people run off if they agree to let you take all their cargo?”
Yes! We will actually pay you the money it cost to purchase that cargo too so you only go home pissed off and not broke!
“Well at least its not piracy, and if they refuse?”
HAHA BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!
We at Atlas Shipping want one thing and only thing only:
FUN
and money
“Thats cool and all but why?”
We decided that being “overtly aggressive bullies” and “overcompensating idiots” is a lot funner than being honorable fighters, and that in my experience, cargo done as reckless and piss-poorly planned out as possible usually ends up being the funniest way to play, with money in it for everyone involved.
“Are you actually locking people into this stupid playstyle?”
NO, we aren’t just limited to being, ahem, determined to profit, on cargo pads, while running cargo is our main thing, we are here to have fun, do what you want, we don’t really care.
Thats cool you may ask, but where did this idea come from?
It all began in 2020
actually 2018 with the jumptown battle royale but that’s not important.
I ran the laranite route before it broke. (FIX PLIZ) and an 890J land right next to my over glorified TRASH CAN1 and as it opened its hanger I saw a Ballista and three light fighters stacked like pringles chips on top.
So what did the most honorable and respectable leader of Atlas Shipping do when faced with this adversity?
I RAN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!
I got out of there so fast I made an M50 look like a Reclaimer, but in that brave and tactical withdrawal it hit me:
That is awesome, why don’t other people do that when doing cargo?
“That was a PVP group you imbecile, even I know that.”
Yes it was, but imagine doing that but actually being useful to society at the same time, but I digress.
If you are reading this right now I’ve probably caught your attention so JOIN JOIN JOIN!!https://discord.gg/UWDTd8JFWQ
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1 Trash can in question is the MSR, and it is MY TRASH CAN <3
Manifesto
Seize the means of cargo production, but not for any proletariat or workers, just us.
Charter
Charter? tf does this mean, the only thing that i remember when thinknig of charter is charter school and let me tell you that shit SUCKED like when I was younger I thought it was the cool and smart kids because of the wait list and select entry but when i got in it was full of COUNTRY TRASH and damn that shit was like the trenches just because I wasn’t a jackass to everyone which somehow made me soft I mean like I cant do that its not who i am im just glad im in uni now
-Atlas Cargo CEO
