CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #371197
Profile
dan112476B
Handle name dan11247X
Mercenary
Main organization
Enlisted Jan 24, 2014
Location United States , Ohio
Fluency English
Website http://www.youareanidiot.org
Bio
\*REDACTED*\ was once a member of \*REDACTED*\ He then started to come up in the world and joined \*REDACTED*\ when he turned \*REDACTED*\
Of all the memories he has, the most memorable is \*REDACTED-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*\ gang rape \*REDACTED-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*\ "garden weasel for your ass" \*REDACTED------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*\ who promptly swore she would never try sex with a llama again.
Good times.
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Of all the memories he has, the most memorable is \*REDACTED-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*\ gang rape \*REDACTED-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*\ "garden weasel for your ass" \*REDACTED------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*\ who promptly swore she would never try sex with a llama again.
Good times.
\*THIS ITEM HAS BEEN REVIEWED AND SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION BY THE UEE INTERNAL SECURITY DIVISION.*\