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UEE Citizen Record #3930336
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UncleMojo
Handle name UncleMojo
Freelancer
Main organization
Enlisted Jul 2, 2024
Fluency English
Bio
Greetings. You're asking yourself: Is this a trap or just a dead end?
You shouldn't ask yourself such worthless questions. Aim higher. Try this: why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is my purpose in this universe?
(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.)
Notably Unstable,
Durandal
P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard.
— Durandal, "Blaspheme Quarantine"
You shouldn't ask yourself such worthless questions. Aim higher. Try this: why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is my purpose in this universe?
(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.)
Notably Unstable,
Durandal
P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard.
— Durandal, "Blaspheme Quarantine"