SimuMancos Team / SIMUMANCOS

We were born on the track, forged in speed, and united by a common goal: victory. There was just one small problem… we sucked at racing.

From the very first lap, it became painfully clear: the road was our greatest enemy. We spun out in every corner, mistook the brake for the accelerator, and turned “clean racing” into an art of destruction. The black flags piled up, the race directors sighed in frustration, and after countless DNFs, we realized the truth—*we weren’t built for the road*.

So, we did what any logical team would do: we left the track behind and set our sights on the stars.

The result? Exactly what you’d expect. We traded high-speed crashes for catastrophic landings, late braking for overshooting jump points, and pit stops for emergency EVA rescues after ejecting at the worst possible moment. Our dogfighting skills? Let’s just say we’re more of a “spray and pray” squad. But despite it all, we thrive in chaos, we embrace the adventure, and we always have a good laugh.

Now, we roam the ‘verse, taking on missions, chasing credits, and proving that you don’t need skill to have a damn good time. If you’ve ever crash-landed inside your own hangar, accidentally ejected mid-flight, or lost a dogfight to an asteroid… then congratulations, pilot—you belong with us.

Join SimuMancos Team, where space is vast, danger is real, and the only certainty is that we will absolutely mess this up.